Frying Doughnuts

"What do doughnuts mean to you!?"(2bro) "To Fry them!" (Me) "You have issues!" (2bro)

part of conversation with my brother who neglected watching the frying doughnuts in the frying pan.
But doughnuts are really good, aren't they?

Crescent Rolls

My mother makes the best crescent rolls I've ever tasted. She happened to make them today, and they were gone in less than 10 minutes. Serious.

Empty Stomach

Ah. I'm hungry. Really hungry. Someone cook me some food please. I don't want to do it myself. I have a disease by the name of laziness. Take pity.