witch

I dunno why so many people ask you what princess you would be...I would rather be a witch.

If my Grandma

If my grandma switched from cleaning juices to mandrake juice, dragon blood, and vaporized toad dust, she would be a witch.

Mandrakes

I researched mandrakes and mandragoras on wikipedia, and I was amazed. Every single bit of the plant is poisonous. The root looks like a person, and it was used in witchcraft and alchemy. Not to mention all the weird legends about them...

i WISH i WAS a WITCH

I wish I was a witch. Oh, yes I wish it very badly. I would put my whole life into it. I don't think I could possibly resist flying on a broomstick, or having a familiar. Or casting mischievous spells on people I like and who I don't like. AGh! Why is the real world so darn boring! I can't! My brain is exploding from boredom! Magic should be real, dang it all!

Envy of 9 lives

A cat is said to have 9 lives, sometimes 7, sometimes 6. Too bad I'm a stupid human, and am stuck with only 1 life. Sometimes it seems animals have a much better accompaniment with surviving and thriving than I do. Speaking of cats, I love their myths. Like being crossed by a black cat is a bad omen, and yet cats are generally thought of as good luck charms in different places. A cat is a witches familiar, an object of worship, a pest to be rid of. Can something even be allowed to be that ironic? And, about cats, I wouldn't mind their ears or tail, especially their ability to be so agile, if only I was equal to the fluffiness and coolness. Even though I say all this, it's not like I'm a cat fanatic. Perhaps I just envy them. Fancy that!

Cinderella is a Witch

Intelligence is beauty, yes? I love how she describes princes. It's so true. All that shiny teeth, too. It's a long song, but I like it. Tea-time, everyone!